A man stumbles up to the only other
patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
'Why of course,' comes the reply. The first man
then asks: 'Where are you from?' 'I'm from Ireland,'
replies the second man. The first man responds:
'You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have
another round to Ireland.' 'Of Course,' replies
the second man. Curious, the first man then asks:
'Where in Ireland are you from?' 'Dublin,' comes
the reply. 'I can't believe it,' says the first
man. 'I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink
to Dublin.' 'Of course,' replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks:
'What school did you go to?' 'Saint Mary's,' replies
the second man. 'I graduated in '62.'' This is unbelievable!'
the first man says. 'I went to Saint Mary's and
I graduated in '62, too!' About that time in comes
one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. 'What's
been going on?' he asks the bartender. 'Nothing
much,' replies the bartender. 'The O'Malley twins
are drunk again.